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Dragons:  *hauls tubs out of laundry sink*  Pippy, you know the study, right?
Pippy Gonazalez:  *lazes in hallway*  Meow?
Dragons:  No, that would be the guest room.  I'm talking about the study.  Where I don't do any.  You know it?
Pippy Gonzalez:  *stretches, points*  Meow.
Dragons:  *opens cupboards, rummages* Yeah, you SAY that, but I'm starting to ( Read more... )

Dragons:  Pippy, you remember this morning, right?
Pippy:  Meow
Dragons:  When you is getting on the roof at 6:47am and you is not coming down?
Pippy: Meow
Dragons: And then I is cursing a blue streak and slamming doors and reversing the car out of the carport very fast like Rubens Barrichello?
Pippy:  Meow
Dragons:  That is because I has missed my bus, ( Read more... )

Pippy:  *has seen the ginger cat*  Meow.  *scratches at door*
Dragons:  No, you may not go outside and thump the orange cat.
Pippy:  *scratches frantically*  Meow!
Dragons:  Nice.  I like your inflection there. Still no.
Pippy:  MEOW.
Dragons:  'Kay, listen up.  Here's the deal.  You can't SEE the orange cat, CLEARLY get outraged, and then ask to be let ( Read more... )